And now, some sound advice from Mark Twain.
damn good advice, Mr. Twain. And might I say, that’s a damn, damn, damn magnificent ‘stache you’ve got. It goes great with your damn bushy brows.
Also, anyone else always think of JTT (that’s Jonathan Taylor Thomas for you sad naive kiddies) when Twain is mentioned? No? Well, gotta love the 90s.
LOOK AT THAT FACE. Those cheeks are just beggin’ for a pinchin’.
Bieber’s hair, eat your heart out.