Ever have one of those days where you wake up and kind of feel like Eunice Dooneese?
You don’t feel like shit, you just feel super awkward about dressing yourself, doing your hair, and using your hands in any way.
The plus side is, once you realize you woke up feeling like Eunice Dooneese, you immediately want to play with bubbles and make other people feel uncomfortable and maybe chase cars and stuff. After all, Eunice is one of the funniest characters of the past 10 years on SNL, so really – waking up feeling like Eunice Dooneese is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me.
Okay, I’m totally convinced. I may be having one of those typical Monday mornings, but at least I’m smiling about it now. BEHOLD – strong, confident, mischievous, squirrel-loving Eunice emerges!!!
Watch out Monday – it’s on.