(Stupid) Joke of the Day

It’s Tuesday and you might be feeling a tad uptight. Why? Because it’s only Tuesday. Well here’s a little break in your day where you manage to suppress an embarrassed laugh at your computer because you can’t believe this lame ass joke got you a little bit.

 

During a freezing winter night, a Scotsman walks into his living room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.”

 

Pleasantly surprised, the wife says, “Oh, honey, are you taking me out for a nice evening?”

 

The Scotsman replies, “No, I’m turning off the heat.”

 

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