I found something delicious on Reddit this morning.
Someone posted their 6th grade students’ work because, well…that’s what people do on the internet these days. They share too much.
Anyway, I think this kid is going to go far in life.
He will also – for sure – have some heart problems, but bacon is really the way to go in terms of meats that’ll shut your life down – amiright? It’s just so damn good.
As for his grammar? He’s okay, and, for a 6th grader, he’s further along than most of the people whose Facebook/text messages I put on blast yesterday.
My advice for little Kevin Bacon here: always be prepared.