Hey Guys, We WON The World Series – So Why Are You Torching That Car?

This just in! San Francisco has no idea how to celebrate a great and wonderful thing.

You might know the City By The Bay as the land of protesters and hippies. According to the celebrations last night following the SF Giants winning the World Series in Detriot, that sounds about right.

Apparently the folks of San Francisco are so used to being pissed off about stupid shit that they took to burning cars and rioting in the streets after the Giants kicked ass and swept the Detroit Tigers last night. What the fucking hell, people? Our city’s MLB team just won the top honors of baseball and you’re…fucking shit up? WHY. W-H-Y? Revert to your hippie roots and love each other. This is a time for celebration and to drink with cops, not to get cuffed by them. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES.

Posey, Romo – show us how to really do this.


Also in today’s news, New Zealand decided to scare people shitless by hanging an absurdly gigantic sculpture of Gollum in their Wellington airport.


I guess only the guy in the green sweatshirt seems even slightly affected. Silly Kiwis.

That’s an insanely amazing creation though, amiright?

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