These are my top five questions for any self-respecting female sporting claw nails:
1. What the fuck?
2. Are you serious?
3. Why does your hand look like it came from the limb of an eagle?
4. Do you type with your elbows or your knuckles?
5. How many times a day do you stab yourself? (I hope thirteen.)
I think Rihanna and Lady Gaga are to blame for this atrocious trend (and, sad to say, Adele). Though I presume the two real trendsetters were:
The Wicked Witch of the West
And Lord Voldemort.
Just…make it stop. Take them off. TAKE THEM OFF.