Claw Nails: How Do We Make This Trend Stop?

LADIES. No.

These are my top five questions for any self-respecting female sporting claw nails:

1. What the fuck?

2. Are you serious?

3. Why does your hand look like it came from the limb of an eagle?

4. Do you type with your elbows or your knuckles?

5. How many times a day do you stab yourself? (I hope thirteen.)

I think Rihanna and Lady Gaga are to blame for this atrocious trend (and, sad to say, Adele). Though I presume the two real trendsetters were:

The Wicked Witch of the West

And Lord Voldemort.

Just…make it stop. Take them off. TAKE THEM OFF.

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One thought on “Claw Nails: How Do We Make This Trend Stop?

  1. How about u leave it alone and just don’t do it to your nails. If a girl likes it than they can do it and you can not stop them because it is their body and not yours. Go get a life

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