GTFO, Meggings.


Apparently, meggings is a becoming a thing now. If you can’t figure out what “meggings” means, you have no imagination and I’m super jealous of you right now. It’s not a pretty picture. Let me show you, not tell.

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Dear God, NO. Who is to blame for this bullshit? Lil Wayne? Justin Beiber? Russell Brand? Hipsters? Are we still saying hipsters? Ugh.

Leggings and jeggings are bad enough on many women, so why – WHY FASHION GODS?!?!111 – would you want to squeeze some man meat into them?

Fellas, hear me. Please. This is the most unmanly look, on par with what you think of when seeing a girl with a mustache. Unless you are an 80’s rock star, you have no right wearing these abominations. And if you do wear them, we’re all going to know how small your penis is. Just sayin’.

So unless you’re this guy,

Don’t wear meggings. Or say meggings. Else some good samaritan punches you in the gonads to teach you your lesson.

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