Today is New Year’s Eve, the last full day of 2012. The time when everyone devotes a few paragraphs to tell the Facebook world how awesome or terrible the last 12 months have been, and that 2013 is going to be so much better SO HELP ME GOD. Good for you, I can’t wait to see how much greater your dinners will turn out and how big your baby gets. Wait, humans grow? No fucking way, dude. Dats cool.
Anyway, I’d like to take my own few words to tell you readers how much I love and adore you. I can’t believe you landed on this page and are reading these words. Poop. You just read poop. Thank you for reading and I hope to keep you coming back for more in 2013!
For this next year, I wish you good health, happiness, and all the sweater onesies in the world.
A very Happy New Year to everyone!