It seems as though Kanye hasn’t just gotten into Kim’s closet and tore shit up. Apparently, he also got all up in her uterus and it’s growing some sort of spawn now.
Firstly, I’d like to offer my congratulations – I hope the baby comes out healthy and isn’t nearly as arrogant as its parents. But let’s be honest, that child is literally made of the two most annoying people in entertainment.
That being said, there are a few ways this could work out. Let’s go over some as if we care/know who these two lovebirds are!
1. If it’s a girl and she gets Kim’s ginormous ass and Kanye’s musicality.
2. If it’s a boy and gets Kim’s sexuality and Kanye’s douchebaggery.
3. If it’s twins.
Let’s hope Ryan Gosling makes 10 babies to offset the tough times ahead.