Sometimes the internet just nails it.
Take note, fellas. Most of you have absolutely no creepy-eye stare filter. Because of this, you really fucking freak us out and are the reason 98% of women carry pepper spray in a fake tampon case.
You just make it way too obvious when you’re having an internal private conversation with your privates. I can imagine that conversation goes something like, “LOOK AT THEM TITTIES.”
Just know that if women had any kind of special powers for this type of common situation, it’d probably be something like this.