Imagine, For A Second, That You’re On The Receiving End Of This Text.

That’s Leo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes after-party. On his phone. Doing something.

For a fleeting second, I checked my phone. That was depressing, and not my finest moment.

Regardless, we all know he’s talking to his BFF/soulmate/lifelonglove Kate Winslet and rightfully bitching about his loss in the Best Supporting Actor category. Though he did get beat out by his co-star, the wonderful and deserving Christoph Waltz.

I’m sure Kate is giving him brilliant British words of wisdom that include such things as “piss,” “codswallop,” and “right fit about it.” These aren’t stereotypes. I read Harry Potter, ya know.

It’s alright, Leo. If you ever need to talk or anything, just PM this blog and I will make out with your face. Amiright ladies?

The 16 Best Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Moments From The Golden Globes

Say hi to Kate for me.

Also, how awesome were the Golden Globes last night? My two favorite moments from my two make-believe best friends who hosted the show can be summed up with these two gifs.

The 16 Best Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Moments From The Golden Globes

The 16 Best Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Moments From The Golden Globes

I think Tina reads my blog.

She doesn’t, but if she did – I WOULD DIE.

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