Before heading off for the weekend, I thought I’d do everyone a service and leave you with this high quality picture, straight from the 80s.
(Full disclosure, I just audibly laughed typing “high quality” so close to “the 80s”.)
Hey! It’s the lost boy band of the 80s, Permesticles. They were a one hit wonder with the timelessly sensual rock ballad, “Free Ballin'”. You should totally look them up.
Regardless, no decade has ever rocked white and unnecessary amounts of pockets like the 80s did. I swear the guy on the far left literally pinned purses to his shirt, right after getting that sweet perm.
But let’s face it, those shorts are fucking amazing.