This Post Is Punderful.

Today I’m trying to get over my disappointment that Ryan Gosling wasn’t anointed as our new Pope. It’s fucking depressing. But I know the perfect way to get over it.

Today is Pi Day, which means – for me – eating pie. Real actual pie. None of this math bullshit.

some kind of elvish

I encourage everyone to celebrate this magnificent day in the most scientific and mathematical way possible. By eating pie. Even the Prez is into it.


But who wouldn’t? It’s PIE.

Anyway, to make myself feel better about this whole Ryan not being Pope fiasco (more like TRAGEDY), I’ve decided pie and puns will ease my pain.

Since I can’t physically eat pie on my blog, here are 7 puns to bandage our depression and try to be happy for the Argentinian Pope Francis I.








God, I feel SO much better now. No longer feeling popeless.


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