Why Today Is The Perfect Date.

Because Miss Congeniality said so. That’s fucking why.


San Francisco might have something to say about that, but pish posh – I never question anything that Sandra Bullock puts her name on. She’s one of the most lovely people in the world, or so her interviews have led me to believe. Besides, nothing Sandy’s done has ever been as bad as Twilight, so let’s get some perspective here, folks.

Plus, Ryan Reynolds totally loves her and there’s no way he could be wrong with those abs.

Thus, today is the perfect date. Enjoy.

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