This will be fun.
There are various things wrong in the picture below, but one is far more glaring – if not the most obvious – than the rest.
Low budget, sci-fi porn movie female character with no last name, won’t you step right up?
Let’s make a list:
- That’s a spandex shorts romper jumpsuit with a mock turtleneck. I’m so upset right now.
- There’s a pesky tear in the front.
- Knee high boots.
- She’s…married? Or it’s a ring tan. I’ll go with the latter.
- Selfies are just the worst.
If you guessed urinals from the get-go, then CONGRATULATIONS! You didn’t have to notice the other less shitty things wrong with this picture.
Seriously, though. Sci-fi porn must allow for co-ed bathrooms. I mean, it makes sense. Where else would they have sex? There can’t be a copy machine in space. They’re so far beyond that.