One Of The Plights Of Humankind.

I would classify myself as a decently intelligent human being. I have an above average awareness of common sense, while still maintaining an air of childish ignorance. Granted, I’m no where near the brilliant stratospheres of some people –


but I ain’t mad in the morning when I look into the mirror.

All that being said, this is absolutely, 100% true to fact.


Just…panic. For a good 15 seconds, am I right? Why aren’t all shower heads and controls built the same? STOP FUCKING AROUND, HOME DEPOT.


But once you figure it out, your shoulders immediately pull back, and you’ll use whatever fucking shampoo, conditioner, or soap of your friend’s that you fucking want. Razors are free game if it’s only the armpits.

Or is that just me?

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