Oh, Canada. You guys are soooooo silly.
Sometimes, I think about living life as a Canadian, and how my only problems would be cold weather and deciphering if people are making statements or actually asking me questions (eh?).
But this guy seems to have his priorities in check, in great Canadian fashion.
From Gawker –
Aka, SORRY I’M NOT SORRY.
First of all, can we offer this guy a round of applause? Second, I’m far too curious in knowing what beers he drank to give him the super-strength to swim to Detriot. I’m sure the distance wasn’t exactly record breaking, but just to say you swam from Canada to America off eight beers is Superbowl commercial and T-shirt worthy.
“Oh, this shirt? Nothing much. I just drank eight beers one night and fucking swam to another country. Ain’t that some shit, eh?”
I’m glad he’s not as stressed about paying “fines and stuff” as much as he want everyone to know he succeeded. That’s a Canada I can get on board with.
C’mon, America. WE CAN’T LET THEM WIN.