I’m having some difficulty, guys. I can’t unsee any of this anymore.
As we are all unfortunate enough to know by now, Miley Cyrus can’t seem to keep her tongue inside her mouth for very long – her phase as a self-proclaimed punk rocker will hopefully be even shorter – and it dawned on me how much she resembled one of those funny looking dogs whose tongue just…hangs out there. All the time.
Their eyes also face outward, it’s hilarious.
Anyway, see if you can spot the difference between the two. I BET YOU CAN’T HAHAHA.
“Look at me, not her” tongue.
“Facebook profile pic” tongue.
“I’m SO punk rock” tongue.
“Starting to feel trapped” tongue.
“Does it look red back there? Because it’s feeling sore” tongue.
“I’m gonna be different in this picture and tip my head sideways” tongue.
“With shades” tongue.
“Twerk all the time because it’s sexual and THAT’S WHO I AM NOW DAMMIT” tongue.
“Too much peanut butter and now BLARGHAAAAHHHHHLAALHALHAHALHAAAAAHHH” tongue.
We get it, Miley. You’re grown up, or whatever, and you like raiding Rihanna’s Goodwill bags.
Now stop and go take a shower, because you’re kinda gross and annoying now.