Those Candy Wrapper Jokes Are Getting A Little Intense.

Laffy Taffy has had enough of your shit, and admonishes your laughter.

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They’re more interested in hearing your awkward, “heh heh…ohh” sad laughing, as taffy glues your fucking mouth shut, because – how do people eat that shit???

Regardless, I’m pretty sure the first draft of this joke read:

“If a train full of poop and a truck carrying gasoline crashed together, what type of sound would it make?”

“LIFE.”

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