The Laws of Halloween.

I firmly believe a female’s Halloween choices can be represented by the stages in her life.  There are distinct differences between her childhood approach, her teenage/twentysomething approach, and then the everything-feels-older approach to Halloween.  It’s pretty interesting to look back and making lovely, harsh judgments on these viewpoints.

They go as follows:

Halloween as a kid

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Adult judgment of this:

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Halloween as a teenager / early-twentysomething

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Adult judgment of this:

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Halloween as a “Fuck this, I want to wear pants, time to GEEK OUT” adult

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Adult judgment of this:

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Men, on the other hand, live Halloween by a much simpler set of laws.

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Fuckers.

And that concludes this week’s lesson on the Laws of Halloween.

 

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