Sometimes, nostalgia consumes me.
There are so many messed up issues in this world, but that’s not what I’m here to discuss. What I am going to discuss are all the petty things in life that should somehow find their way back into fruition. So here you go.
Count ’em down.
10. Jack and Rose live happily ever after.
9. TRL thrives on MTV, as does Fanatic, Making the Video, Diary, and Yo! MTV Raps.
8. No one ever created a crop top.
7. Another season of Gilmore Girls, because I don’t accept where things left off.
6. Carrie picks Aiden over Big. Granted, Carrie never deserved Aiden, but STILL. I have principles.
5. Surge is available on every soda machine.
4. The Secret World of Alex Mack is on season 20 and there was never a Secret Life of an American Teenager.
3. 2Pac and Eminem battle for the G.O.A.T.
2. Mens pants aren’t tight enough where we can see the curvature of their thighs.
1. Justin and Britney, together forever and ever. I will never let these emotions rest. I’m also certain this reconciliation will raise global morale, tenfold times a million.
Yes, Justin. WE KNOW. You’re so obvious.