Consider Me Fireproof.

NOPE.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

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I will burn with that building if it means that goddamn nest goes down with me.

Enjoy your nightmares, everyone!

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PS: Hey, guys – there is a very sensitive topic that’s been reported and I haven’t had a chance to discuss it with you. Bring it in, this is serious shit.

RYAN GOSLING IS PROBABLY HAVING A BABY.

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Bored clapping Hermione

Now I have to rearrange my life plans.

My consolation with this equally exciting and depressing news is, if it’s a boy, in 18 years I officially have that father-son fantasy locked up.

I didn’t even know I wanted it. #optimism

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