“Whose Line Is It Anyway” Returns Tonight, So Life Is Better.

You GUYZ. If Arrested Development has taught us anything, it’s that there’s always money in the banana stand and great television can make a great comeback.

One of my favorite sketch shows of all time – OF. ALL. TIME. – returns from rerun death tonight. Whose Line Is It Anyway? might be one of the silliest shows to grace the silver screen and FUCK – am I glad to have it come back.

I don’t know many details, if Drew Carey is back hosting or if Wayne Brady is returning with his magical improvisational song/dance powers. But what I do know is this: Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are both back, making this a MUST NOT MISS.

To try and name off my favorite Whose Line Is It Anyway? moments would be like trying to pick my favorite picture of Ryan Gosling – THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD.

Instead, it’s time to celebrate a fine piece of entertainment returning, relish in its memories, and pop some champagne. I cannot wait for more Irish drinking songs.

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It’s The Final Countdown.

Hey, Brother.

Don’t make a huge mistake this weekend.


I’m gonna blue all over myself, and I can’t fucking wait.

Guess What? It’s Gonna Be May.

It’s the last day of April, and if NSYNC has taught me anything in life, it’s that the month of May will be a doozy.


Love, you guys. May is the true month of love. Because NSYNC live action Ken dolls told us so, and millennial pop music never lies.

I don’t know why Justin Timberlake had such an infatuation with the month of May, but he did, and he’s made me a big fan of the month.

First, it sounds a little like “me,” and I dig that. It’s your own month. The month of –

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Second, Iron Man 3, bitches.

May kicks off summer movie season, and just typing that out made me pee a little.

Big blockbuster movies are getting ready to blow our minds (or not, sometimes summer movies totally suck ass – I’m looking at you, Transformers 2 & 3). And there are those little summer indie movies that are like the lemonade to your juicy blockbuster burger. Yessssssssssss. Goddammit, YES.

But this month of –

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…will be exceptionally amazing for one very distinct and specific reason.


Thanks, IGN.com.

April 30th could not get over faster.

Justin, an outro, if you please.


The Final Countdown To The Return Of Arrested Development.

Dreams, they do come true.

After years of hoping and no touching, it’s finally been announced that Arrested Development is truly, really, honestly coming back on May 26th. Netflix, you goddamn magical techwhores, I’ve never been more proud to give you $7.99/month.



I’ve never loved the color orange as much as I do right this second. It’s fucking glorious, isn’t it? The tagline itself made me pee a little.

In case you aren’t grasping the full scope of my excitement over this best news ever, allow me to elaborate.




Here Ye, Here Ye! Arrested Development Art Thou A Fuckin’ Awesome Picture.

I have no idea what that title is but let’s not give any shits about it. What I do know is the cast of Arrested Development have reunited – and in an EW spread which makes it so much more REAL! – in the greatest picture of all time. I want it mounted on my living room wall. Better yet, I want it painted on my living room wall. Corner to corner. I’ll live so happily, every day.

It’s so goddamn beautiful. And Michael Cera is giving some of the best face of his life here.


I’m so happy right now.