With Great Power Comes No Responsibility.

Who are these people that create digital road signs? I’d like to meet a few of them and ask how difficult their daily lives are, because it must be so hard – so, so, SO hard – to just…not write stupid shit all the time.

If I were given this great power, I’d start with a few of these:

“DELAY AHEAD. NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE PLAYLIST.”

“DETOUR AHEAD. STAY IN MIDDLE LANE. JUST KIDDING, LEFT LANE. DID I SAY LEFT? TOTALLY MEANT RIGHT. RIGHT LANE.”

“LANE ENDS. MERGE LIKE A ZIPPER, ASSHOLES.”

“EXIT 28 IS CLOSED AHEAD. SO FUCK YOU.”

“STOP AT RED. POOP IS BROWN.”

Luckily, when one of these powerful people gets fired, we’re able to get an inside view into what they’d really like to say.

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Fend for yourselves, fuckers!

A true hero.