Cats Can Be Such Assholes.

Whatever happened to the old cartoon-type relationship between cats and dogs? Movies and television offer us the stereotypical depiction of the hierarchy of cats and dogs. Dog sees Cat (or Cat pisses off Dog), Dog chases Cat, but Dog never catches up with Cat, because Cat is sly as fuck.

Nowadays, I feel like dogs put up with a lot of shit from the internet’s most beloved and favorite animal.

Case in point.


Cat: And now¬†I’m gonna fuck with your paw in 3, 2,….

Dog: I hate all things.


Best Use Of The Cone Of Shame.

This will be me at the dinner table tomorrow night for Thanksgiving.


Dog wearing cone of shame eats with other dogs