Call Me, Maybe?


Oh, hey, guys. Let’s catch up. What’s happenin’? What’s the goings on? How you doin’?

Enough about you. Let’s talk about me. In the past few weeks since I last posted I have:

  • Gotten a new job.
  • Gone on my honeymoon.
  • Been in Alaska.
  • Been in Canada.
  • Been on a mothafuckin’ SHIP.
  • Been crazy, balls out busy.

Good talk. Same time next week, yea? Cool.

Alright, time for the punch line.

This invention is divine.


The bluetooth is IN the gloves. So you are encouraged to look like a crazy person faking a phone call with your hand while you’re…ACTUALLY HAVING A PHONE CALL WITH YOUR HAND.

Christmas just came early.