Denim Jean Open Toe Mid Calf Boot Flat Dress Sandal Womens Shoes – These Actually Exist.

Mother of Christ that’s an unnecessary name for a shitty shoe. At least Crocs is a one syllable piece of crap. But if you think the name is bad enough, the worst part is it’s extremely accurate to its long description.

THIS. This exists.

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But wait – THERE’S MORE. They come in different colors.

 

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Too far, fashion world. TOO FAR.

If I see anyone wearing these boots/shoes/sandals/abominations to your feet, this is happening.

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And then I will introduce them to these things called JEANS. They’re like, pants…but denim. You wear them with shoes, sandals, or boots. Normal footwear.

Next thing you know the fashion world will be creating a backward heeled shoe that demeans its wearer into looking like a newborn deer.

Oh wait.

The Brits Are Hilarious, and So Is This Sexist Fake Ad.

Back in 2009, the folks from the BBC’s comedic series¬†That Mitchell and Webb Look created a television advertisement that pretty much nails the difference between female and male commercials. Basically, this clip is both kinda sexist AND super hilarious. But if you take this type of social commentary really seriously, my advice would be to a) don’t watch it and b) stop being a pussy. This shit is funny so quit being an asshole.

 

“And your children’s clothes are filthy.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It’s funny because it’s so goddamn true – right? Us chesticled beings are constantly bombarded with laundry detergent, hair color, anti-aging, and period cramping advertisements, whereas the testicled folk get condoms, Axe body spray, Old Spice, shaving, and beer ads. Aren’t gender stereotypes FUN??1!

To relieve you of this hilarious bit ‘o sexism, here are some awful things that are completely and uselessly unisex.

Dogbrella

Hug Me Jacket

(because it deserves another photo)

Shark pillow/suffocator

DIY Ostrich Pillow

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