Well, At Least There Isn’t A Hashtag.

Does anyone else hope this bus drives off a cliff and crashes into an elephant graveyard where people discarded their sharpest utensils and, what do you know, it’s a live volcano and now it’s exploding hot magma riddled with dinosaur poison?

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Yea, me too.

Consumerism: Because Who Needs Common Sense?

Want to know the best way to save money?

OBSERVE YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS.

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To those of you who paid $3.00 to charge an electronic, a guy named Darwin is looking for you.

Go die.

Also, your future called and I told it to find you here.

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