The Internet Has Ruined The Letter “D”.

Or has it?

In a way, the internet has successfully given new life to the letter “D”.┬áSo much so, that it’s changed our marketing stratosphere.

Dish, if you please.


Is it just me, or does this sound like the start of a porn evolution in cable advertising? Let’s break down the roles.

Dish: “She Wants The D!”

Comcast: “He Wants The C!”

Directv: “We Direct It!”

Xfinity: “We Put The X in XXX!”

AT&T U-verse: “We Do It In Every Room. Even Outside.”

. . . . .


I need to be with myself.