This is the only picture that matters to me today. I hope it matters to you, too (or to?). Because if it doesn’t, we probably won’t ever be friends.
BEHOLD! A couple of dumbasses.
You’re fliggin’-flangin’ right! Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are in the midst of the long awaited sequel to one of the greatest comedies of ALL TIME Dumb & Dumberer, aptly titled Dumb & Dumber To.
Because this atrocity to mankind needs to be wiped off Mother fucking Earth.
Did anybody even see it? I was firm in my boycott to avoid it at all costs, because NO. No, no, no, NUH.
But this –
I’m gonna watch this so hard.
In light of this excellent news, I’m going to pick up some hitchhikers on my way home and singing a resounding version of “Mockingbird.”