This Church Wants You To Come More Than Once A Year.

With Easter in just a few weeks, there’s no time like the present to do some serious self-reflection.

This church thinks so, too.


Look, I don’t ask how often you part your Red Sea, so let’s keep this friendly. Okay? I just want some wine. And you’re really making the idea of the second coming of Christ really uncomfortable for me so stop it now.

Besides, the 7th commandment states, “Thou shalt not jerk and tell” – or something like that.