Sometimes, The Internet Is Such A Dick.

As I was lurking around Reddit, I found the most amazing, perfect, horrible screenshot of something that one would never think exists in this world, but it does.

And only the Internet would fill us in on it.

Observe.

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Firstly, I don’t blame anyone for having Anatidaephobia. Ducks can be total assholes, as are their snobby siblings known as geese, and feeding them bread gives me anxiety.

Unless I were on this boat.

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I have no idea what I was talking about.

RIGHT. Secondly, that Aflac ad is killing me. I see what you did there, Internet, you sly piece of shit.