Smile! You Never Know When Your Picture Is Being Taken. SRSLY.

These days, it’s just better if you make yourelf look like life is treating you pretty damn awesome than to be caught in a compromising position. Because the Internet will find you…

Well, at least it’s important for me. The rest of you can do whatever the hell you want because I’m sorta kinda into all those weird and silly pictures.

That’s why you gotta love China.


I really hope they’re taking him for his tetanis shot, or else this behavior is in relatively bad taste.

This would be a great image to play, What’s This Kid Thinking?

My take: “And you expect me to be a fucking doctor?”

It’s Friday, So Let’s Look At A Real Life Manicorn.

The weekend is inching closer, but there’s something else I’d like to inch closer.

Like, this face to mine.


It seems Ryan Gosling still translates as Ryan Gosling, even in Deutschland. That’s right, Ryan Gosling is a universal language, and a beautiful fucking man. An international manicorn of the universe.

Also, I didn’t realize it was possible to see the outlines of a man’s chiseled pectorals under two layers of clothes. Cool bleiben, indeed.

I need to be by myself now.

Let’s Play, “Which Seat Should I Take?”

This is a fun game to break down barrier lines and really question the important aspects of humanity: what seat in the car do you want to take?


I choose the seat next to the fine gentleman in the back sporting a pacifier. He seems totally legit, because why are we taught to stop sucking on a pacifier anyway? I like that he’s challenging the stereotype.

In other news,



3 Reasons To Feel Good About Today.

It’s almost Friday, guys. For most people, that means a bit of freedom and a break from the normal 9-5 ish week.

For those of you in customer service, it means life is going to start sucking real soon.

Either way, it’s Thursday, there’s two – TWO – episodes of Parks & Recreation on tonight, and I’ve got three other reasons for you to feel goddamn proud of yourself.

First up, you’re not this guy.


Look at him, just laying in a pool of irony and dirt. But as I look longer at this picture, it seems to me the car merely needed a nap, and that IS driving carefully, no?

Second, you’re not these people.


To be fair, black people don’t really high five, do they?


Who knows, maybe they just came back from a group bathroom outing because the stadium dogs didn’t sit well and there wasn’t anymore toilet paper so they had to break it off caveman style. Really, they’re just being super courteous by not making any high five contact. Or maybe it’s like a Star Wars “using the Force” high five.

Or they’re fucking stupid.

Lastly, you’re not Ryan Seacrest.



Hey, at least this kid could actually make contact in his high five. NO EXCUSES WHITE PEOPLE.


There now, don’t you feel better?


Fuckin’ right.