This Elf Probably Wants You To See His Jingle Bells.

Let’s figure out what this is showing us.

  • A giant elf dick.
  • Ice cream scooper.
  • Vacuum cleaner extension piece.
  • Leg warmer displayer.
  • Let’s be honest, it’s his dick.
  • Fa la la la!
  • Wait, it’s his arm?
  • (…….)
  • Definitely still think it’s his massive elf penis.

You know what this means, right? Spoiler alert: ┬áThis what we’re all getting this Christmas.