What Would Kanye Do?

It’s Earth Day, so let’s all feel super uncomfortable as I provide you with one of our advanced creatures of the human race that’s living (still, maybe?) on this planet.

dciSF9H

Look, I know what you’re seeing here. He’s totally leaning on the door. It’s clearly stated he’s not supposed to lean on the door. UGH. Don’t you hate ignorant people?

Also, anyone else wish he would’ve at least been consistent in replacing all the i’s with #’s on his shirt? No? Alr#ght, just check#ing.

Regardless, the dude on the left seems fairly weary of the RWN – he’s guarding his bag quite well. But maybe that’s just his basketball position.

Okay, I’m done.

BYE.

Nothing Says “Neck Support” Like Plastic Train Seats.

I’ve heard of a man walking into a bar, followed by something “Pope,” something “cop” and probably a Jew somewhere in there.

But a man sleeping into a bar? That’s brand new.

mjkAg4q

And by “bar,” I mean a literal bar. The object. Which is obviously going to shave half his nose off when he wakes from his slumber.