Guess What? It’s Gonna Be May.

It’s the last day of April, and if NSYNC has taught me anything in life, it’s that the month of May will be a doozy.


Love, you guys. May is the true month of love. Because NSYNC live action Ken dolls told us so, and millennial pop music never lies.

I don’t know why Justin Timberlake had such an infatuation with the month of May, but he did, and he’s made me a big fan of the month.

First, it sounds a little like “me,” and I dig that. It’s your own month. The month of –

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Second, Iron Man 3, bitches.

May kicks off summer movie season, and just typing that out made me pee a little.

Big blockbuster movies are getting ready to blow our minds (or not, sometimes summer movies totally suck ass – I’m looking at you, Transformers 2 & 3). And there are those little summer indie movies that are like the lemonade to your juicy blockbuster burger. Yessssssssssss. Goddammit, YES.

But this month of –

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…will be exceptionally amazing for one very distinct and specific reason.



April 30th could not get over faster.

Justin, an outro, if you please.


Here Ye, Here Ye! Arrested Development Art Thou A Fuckin’ Awesome Picture.

I have no idea what that title is but let’s not give any shits about it. What I do know is the cast of Arrested Development have reunited – and in an EW spread which makes it so much more REAL! – in the greatest picture of all time. I want it mounted on my living room wall. Better yet, I want it painted on my living room wall. Corner to corner. I’ll live so happily, every day.

It’s so goddamn beautiful. And Michael Cera is giving some of the best face of his life here.


I’m so happy right now.