It’s Official: Watermelon Seeds Contain No Real Seed.

Remember the terrifying urban legend of your childhood about how swallowing a watermelon seed led to a giant melon growing in your belly?


Rest easy, kiddos. As it turns out, scientists have finally distinguished the notion between seeds. Watermelons and sperm are super different.

So if you think you might be sprouting a watermelon in your tummy, you’re probably just pregnant. And kinda slutty.