Let’s Play A Game! Are These Guys or Girls?

The duo is called Jedward. They’re identical twins from Ireland. Their names are John and Edward. They claim to be “brothers” but I’m no fool.

Jedward, please take the stand as though you’re auditioning to be Liza Minnelli’s court jesters.

Stumped yet?

The real answer is secret option neither. They are clones of Miley Cyrus, sent to Europe by the Mayans to begin destroying the world.

IT’S HAPPENING.