Whether it’s a trumpet, saxophone, or a real life penis, we may never know.
You be the judge.
Ten bucks says it’s a Kardashian. But I might be aiming too low.
It’s 12/12/12 so that means it’s more possible to do whatever you want in life today than any other day. It’s a very different day, today. Very, very different.
Things to try today because they require numerical magic:
1. Sneeze with your eyes open.
2. Lick your elbow.
3. Ride a unicorn.
4. Take a graduate class at Hogwarts.
5. Use above class skills to rid the world of Twilight.
6. Find Britney Spears, give her a hug, and train her to dance again.
7. Learn how to fly by flapping your arms.
8. Have sex with Ryan Gosling.
9. Merge into traffic like you’re in a bumper car.
10. Punch Christina Aguilera in her left boob.
11. Cancel all the Kardashian shows from E!
12. Win the lottery. TELL NO ONE.
Life is short, isn’t that what they say? I think it’s average height, nearing tall. I also believe in this.