YOLO For Realists.

Fuckin’ YOLO.

It literally makes me angry even typing it, but I saw something that absolutely needed to be shared with the world. THE WORLD. Aka, my bloggership. Aka, my mom. I’m not sure she’ll get it, but I know she’ll read it because she’s my mom and is pretty much proud of everything I do. Even that short stint as a mascot hooker. The woman loves sports, what can I say?

Anyway, prior to the picture I’m about to share, I thought the greatest YOLO reference was by the Lonely Island guys (“You Oughta Look Out”), because – well, I mean it just makes sense.



yolo cemetery

This is just perfect.

It would be like a cremation place being called “BRB Cremation”.

It’s so bad, it’s good.

This Elf Probably Wants You To See His Jingle Bells.

Let’s figure out what this is showing us.

  • A giant elf dick.
  • Ice cream scooper.
  • Vacuum cleaner extension piece.
  • Leg warmer displayer.
  • Let’s be honest, it’s his dick.
  • Fa la la la!
  • Wait, it’s his arm?
  • (…….)
  • Definitely still think it’s his massive elf penis.

You know what this means, right? Spoiler alert:  This what we’re all getting this Christmas.