Hey! The world didn’t end! Isn’t that super exciting??! We’re still here! This only means one thing: John Cusack and the Mayans are dirty little tricksters with whore mouths. Clearly.
Now that that’s behind us (as if it was really ever a worry), let’s take a look at two disturbing – one less disturbing – holiday centric…things.
First, a Christmas angel.
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I’m not going to…I can’t even….Virgin Mary? Nope. Not gonna go there.
And now, the Gummie-Bear Centipede.
You want to feel disgusting, but you’re a little turned on, too. Or hungry. It’s just too bad the green ones have to be half of this.
And you’re welcome.
Happy Holidays everyone!