Merry Christmahanakwanzika!

Hey! The world didn’t end! Isn’t that super exciting??! We’re still here! This only means one thing: John Cusack and the Mayans are dirty little tricksters with whore mouths. Clearly.

Now that that’s behind us (as if it was really ever a worry), let’s take a look at two disturbing – one less disturbing – holiday centric…things.

First, a Christmas angel.

. . . . .

I’m not going to…I can’t even….Virgin Mary? Nope. Not gonna go there.

And now, the Gummie-Bear Centipede.

Delicious, no?

You want to feel disgusting, but you’re a little turned on, too. Or hungry. It’s just too bad the green ones have to be half of this.

And you’re welcome.

Happy Holidays everyone!