This is the Greatest GIF(t) in the World.

Internet, thank you.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Because this is how I imagine Miley must be like in real life. Maybe at lunch, maybe on an interview. Either way, it seems pretty accurate, no?

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I feel like she is absolutely wasted by being straight.

I’m Just Saying You LOOK Like A Whore, Not That You ARE One…

I’m not going to talk about that person everyone else is talking about, but I WILL point you in this direction – because I totally wrote a blog about her last week. But that’s where I stop, because she’s gotten enough attention and it needs to stop, no matter how much she thinks it won’t stop, or can’t stop.

IT MUST STOP.

On a related note, Dave Chappelle said something funny this one time, and I think it basically goes with the theme of today, don’t you think?

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It’s like Dave is sneaking into this picture full of words, am I right?

I’m right. And he’s right, too.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Miley Cyrus And These Dogs?

I’m having some difficulty, guys. I can’t unsee any of this anymore.

As we are all unfortunate enough to know by now, Miley Cyrus can’t seem to keep her tongue inside her mouth for very long – her phase as a self-proclaimed punk rocker will hopefully be even shorter – and it dawned on me how much she resembled one of those funny looking dogs whose tongue just…hangs out there. All the time.

Their eyes also face outward, it’s hilarious.

Anyway, see if you can spot the difference between the two. I BET YOU CAN’T HAHAHA.

“Look at me, not her” tongue.

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“Facebook profile pic” tongue.

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“I’m SO punk rock” tongue.

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“Starting to feel trapped” tongue.

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“Does it look red back there? Because it’s feeling sore” tongue.

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“I’m gonna be different in this picture and tip my head sideways” tongue.

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“With shades” tongue.

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“Twerk all the time because it’s sexual and THAT’S WHO I AM NOW DAMMIT” tongue.

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“Too much peanut butter and now BLARGHAAAAHHHHHLAALHALHAHALHAAAAAHHH” tongue.

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We get it, Miley. You’re grown up, or whatever, and you like raiding Rihanna’s Goodwill bags.

Now stop and go take a shower, because you’re kinda gross and annoying now.