The Best Of Movember.

Tomorrow is December, which means there will be loud buzzing sounds heard ’round the world tonight and tomorrow morning – such will be the noises of newly fresh-faced men and sinks clogged with hair. Or perhaps no shaving at all, if they’re going full Paul Bunyan and keeping their facial winter coats until Januhairy.

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But it’s true that most men will likely buzz that shit off, so let’s reminisce and laugh and be baffled for what this past month has represented (besides eating a crap ton of turkey in an attempt to say, “My bad, we cool?” to our Native American friends). In other words, Remember, remember the best of Movember.

What IS it?

And let’s not forget our celebrity ‘stache forefathers.

And my personal favorite:

A Week Devoted to the Great Return of NBC’s Parks & Recreation.

PARKS & RECREATION COMES BACK THIS THURSDAY AND I’M EXCITED ABOUT IT.

Okay so if you haven’t noticed from the number of previous posts I’ve written showering my unconditional love for the show Parks & Recreation, I kinda dig this program. It’s awesome and it returns to form this week so I’m dedicating my blog to a bunch of Park & Rec posts. If you haven’t caught up on this show yet or don’t know who Ron Swanson is, I feel super sorry for you – you must be incredibly unhappy and unfulfilled with yourself, in general. But don’t worry, there are ways to become joyful and prosperous again! Netflix, Hulu, and a bunch of illegal sites are eagerly awaiting your viewership. Do it. And stick it out through Season 2 because Season 1 is a whopping 6 episodes and thus automatically doesn’t ask for your judgement.

For today’s honorary clip, it comes from one of my favorite episodes of television of all time. From Season 3’s “The Fight,” after everyone enjoys some healthy Snake Juice cocktails.

 

Let’s take a closer look at the gloriousness that is Ron Swanson wasted.

Oh my God. I’m just….I’m so happy.