It’s the last day of April, and if NSYNC has taught me anything in life, it’s that the month of May will be a doozy.
Love, you guys. May is the true month of love. Because NSYNC live action Ken dolls told us so, and millennial pop music never lies.
I don’t know why Justin Timberlake had such an infatuation with the month of May, but he did, and he’s made me a big fan of the month.
First, it sounds a little like “me,” and I dig that. It’s your own month. The month of –
Second, Iron Man 3, bitches.
May kicks off summer movie season, and just typing that out made me pee a little.
Big blockbuster movies are getting ready to blow our minds (or not, sometimes summer movies totally suck ass – I’m looking at you, Transformers 2 & 3). And there are those little summer indie movies that are like the lemonade to your juicy blockbuster burger. Yessssssssssss. Goddammit, YES.
But this month of –
…will be exceptionally amazing for one very distinct and specific reason.
April 30th could not get over faster.
Justin, an outro, if you please.