I’ll have you know, chivalry is not dead, ladies.
Sometimes, a true gentleman will hold a door open for you, help you pick up your dropped belongings, flash you a sweet smile from across the room, or leave you an endearing note.
This isn’t one of those times. You don’t want Oscar. You want to find somewhere else to park. Forever.
Besides, I never trust anyone who doesn’t put a period at the end of a sentence. If you call that a sentence.