This One Time, On Jeopardy, Someone Totally Drew A Penis.

And it wasn’t Sean Connery.

I understand that makes this slightly less awesome. However, an incredible feat, nonetheless.

John, won’t you skip showering and step forward?


John, is it? I don’t believe him. Mainly because he’s clearly a Dick. And by Dick, I mean Richard.

But I really admire his effort, especially since he complemented his penis drawing with an ascot and Edgar Allen Poe’s haircut on Jeopardy. It’s as if someone mated a great 19th century writer with a Redditor.

No wonder you’re only at two hundred. Your brain is sooooo confused.