When I Grow Up, I Want To Be This Guy.

That confidence, those shades, that sassy pose, those decorative hangy things, and that creative hanger bit with a real piece of fabulous, shiny material.

Hi. My name is Sharon. I don’t want to toot my own horn or anything, but I’m pretty fucking awesome and I hope to reach your level at some point in my life.

Because if I had to make a sign for anything, it’d probably look more like this: