A Lesson In Humility, By Robert Downey, Jr.

Last night, I made the great life choice to watch the Cornetto Trilogy – Shaun of the DeadHot Fuzz, and The World’s End. All three directed by Edgar Wright and led by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

It was a delightful five hours of British genius (highly recommended), in which Americans will fantasize about all the things we wish we were. Everything just sounds better in British. If only there was a little BAP feature – much like SAP – where we could make all television and movies suddenly super Bri’ish.

Let’s get back on track, though. The point of this is The World’s End was bloody brilliant (I’m in the zone) and these celebrity endorsements are legit.

Especially RDJ’s.

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It’s just sooooooooooo RDJ.

Sometimes, you know when the PR peeps have created their own pull quotes from celebrities, but this one – indisputably RDJ.

Bobby DJ?

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Stop Everything You’re Doing.

Everyone needs to put their babies down, rip themselves away from Facebook, and go see Iron Man 3. Like, right now. Work means nothing, the real world is one in which Iron Man is exists and Tony Stark is RDJ. Universal truth, ya know?

Just…do it. Do it with the joy of a thousand fat kids watching a chocolate fountain while eating a double scoop cone of Rocky Road ice cream. (Can you imagine the chubby, smiling face? With eyes the size of an ant.)

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I don’t know why you’re still here, but since you’re around, let me fill you in on something about me.

This is what I’d be like in a yoga class.

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Now get the fuck outta here and go watch someone better than you be a badass.