Are you living in fear today? That you might bite into an onion thinking it’s a caramelized apple, or realize you have a mouthful of mayonaise thinking it would be a delicious cream-filled donut? Perhaps you just peed on a saran wrapped toilet and now you want to die.
But before you kill yourself, remember what Jesus taught us: EXACT REVENGE. (Right? I may need to brush on on my Bible lessons, but I swear…)
Here are 15 pranks for revenge, or just to be a ginormous dick to people on this special day.
This prank makes me happy to have lady parts.
Fuck you. Fuck you all day long.
IT’S A CRUEL WORLD.
Whatever. I happen to like the smell of shrimp juices.
The engineering involved in this demands the highest of fives.
If this were my car, I’d make the carts move in a circle, bust out in song, and finally fulfill my destiny of turning real life into a musical.
SO. BADLY. WANT. TO. TRY.
THIS. This is a shitty feeling.
FUCK THAT. Nevermind. This is the worst feeling. PS: Better hope someone isn’t on their period. Science.
Good. I was thirsty.
ROT IN HELL.
I want to play in it soooooooo badly.
Someone do this please.
From marthastewart.com? Martha, you tricky bitch.