No, Halloween. STOP IT.

Look, it was bad enough when Halloween stores started mass-producing Jersey Shore¬†“characters” with¬†fake six-pack shirts so people could dress up like The Situation, and giant wigs with spray on tan cans for Snooki – but this.

IT’S GONE TOO FAR.

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Please, Halloween – I like you, you’re one of the good ones. But I beg of you, day of the dead this, pronto.

Or at least unleash one of your psychotic, monstrous villains to have some fun on the assholes who end up dressing like this. You can start with Miley, I’ll allow it.